Sunday, November 27, 2011

Soft hiding places


Cats Hiding in your bed, between your pillows, and in your clothes, there is no escape!
PEW PEW PEW



Saturday, November 26, 2011

Cats Dressing Up

Cats in various outfits and clothing. If you have a pic, send it in!








Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Pork-Cat Syndrome Crisis


Pork-Cat Syndrome is a very real and very dangerous allergy that is sweeping the globe. Several articles have been popping up about this emerging crisis.
"According to Posthumus, the true allergen in people with pork-cat syndrome is albumin, a protein that's found in both cat dander and in pork meat. When albumin is consumed in a pork-containing meal it can trigger an allergic reaction in sensitive individuals."
If you or someone you love is affected by this worst of allergies, please seek medical attention immediately. The internet is well known for supporting both pork product and cat images, leaving you in a vulnerable and helpless state. I do not know if life without cats and pork products is possible for most human beings; for those with this illness you have my deepest sympathies.


Saturday, November 5, 2011

Why people don't walk cats

Attempts at controlling your cat (that do not involve food) are entirely useless.


The begining of a new era

If we fail, then the whole world, including the United States, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new dark age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves, that if the Feline Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, kitties will still say, This was their finest hour.